How dare you leave out spherical spoon?

Sing a long shanties should be excluded: https://youtu.be/49FWp7WLYKw

The whole story of 6 and 7 ain’t shit without 7 8 9. You scared bro?

Yeah but can they do it while knowing that one tenth of a percent of their population has increased their wealth at a rate ten times more than the top 90% of earners in their society? Didn’t think so. Take that, losers!

I’d challenge him to a “not in any way actually being the devil” contest. The only way in which he could win is if he made me the devil and him not actually the devil and as soon as he did it I’d harvest his soul and move on with my new infinity power.

Went from worst traitors to best traders in an minute.

You fool me once…You fool me. The point is you can’t get fooled again.

-George W. Bush

I use my own modem and my own router with XFinity.

Get your own gateway. Don’t rent theirs.

Criminal

Pee when you have the chance.

Not true. If the times were shorter you would still be able to pick up liquids.

He argued in federal court today that members of native American tribes are not citizens.

What’s the letter “t” for?

Is that Santa giving head to an elf? Nice.

Granted. All houses are now 18sq ft and only available in cities where all jobs require you to clock in at 5AM and clock out at midnight.

As you celebrate your 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th anniversary and witness the heat death of the universe, you realize that all matter and energy has dispersed, is no longer observable, and that you and your beloved will be floating in a void of nothingness forever.

Accepted. I for one welcome our new reptiloid overlords.

Donald Trump bumps his head and wakes up as an objective and rational person willing and capable of acting for the good of his country and the world instead of his own unintelligent, narcissistic ways.

Pee in snow