Save failed.
You now live for 60 years instead of 2000.
Oh, and heavens gates are now closed.

Failed:
After trying to kill multiple innocent people while gambling with his right hand angel, God drowns all of humanity during a temper tantrum.
You find yourself on a ship filled with one family and two of each animal.

Cue Baulders Gate dice roll

Friends and family don’t know what cleaning a URL means. Nobody does.

I’m scared shitless that I will make it to 100.

What ads are being removed?

Edit; oh God theres ads on the app?? I thought you were talking about ads somewhere on lemmy.

Edit again. Yes I now know there ads on the app. I thought the first edit made that clear. You can stop replying telling me there’s ads on the app. I know this. Stop acting like reddit.