They were still early

OH NO, I have TERRIBLE NEWS my new FAVOURITE SHOW got CANCELLED (probably by the WOKE MOB)

Ok now I’m wasted af and this show rules, this is the best fucking thing ever, gather all your friends and watch this shit, they hired the Mooch and someone whose credential is that they’re a YouTuber to not give money to people whose ideas are “what if X but crypto” like one of them is literally “what if water but there’s an NFT on it”

The first Crypto Name they introduce is fucking Anthony “Unit of Time Measurement” Scaramucci and I got severe whiplash, I am not mentally ready to watch this, I need to refill my drug drawer