Probably ask them to stand in front of the building.

I’m kind of surprised the Liz made it 44 days against the lettuce.

“The boss” stares back at you with a blank expression and has no idea WTF you’re talking about. Moreover, they don’t care. Unless you have money or a sale for them, you can just keep on walking.
CEOs couldn’t manage to fill out a comment card anyway, never mind negotiate a union contract without a CFO and HR there to actually know what’s going on.

If I had a nickel for every time people tried to go up the chain thinking they’re clever only have to get kicked back down it again (after waiting longer, by the way) to people who actually know what they’re talking about, I could probably stop working and stop having to deal with them.

Ok let’s change the headline up a bit: California father arrested after erasing crosswalk paint and taking down stop signs from near the children’s park.

Is Utah that bad? It’s at the top of so many lists. I could imagine the people being the biggest problem, though.

We shouldn’t be bringing unwanted people into the world.

I have 6 figures available to spend on credit cards right now, but that money isn’t mine and I’d have to pay to borrow it which is COMPLETELY unsustainable as an ongoing cost to maintain a pet. 10 years ago, that would’ve been pretty dangerous. Now I’ve got much more self control and foresight to understand what will happen if I carry balances.

A man made this very argument regarding “the war of Northern Aggression.” He said to the black man in the crowd he was arguing with “my family was poor and had to work for everything they had. Do you know how much people cost back then?!” Everyone was like :-0

I do think they should have some kind of purpose in life. No one does well just sitting idly in a room. 90% of them will be out on the street again. It’s our choice whether they come out completely broken and vengeful or maybe partially humanized.

The organizers still have to go to HR in the end. Union contracts need to be continually renegotiated and they can’t actually make the employer do anything.

A motivation as old as time. Money. Period. It’s always money. That said, blaming the north for slavery… eh…

They should just call him a plant period.

… unless you dislike people with imperfect bodies.

They found the thinnest TSA agent for flattering pictures. BASED!

Funny. I was thinking about how I’d like a dog but I know it would strain my finances and I don’t have the space for it so I have employed this radical strategy called “not spending money I don’t have.”

He really doesnt understand the global markets are interconnected and prices rising on inputs to American products due to logistics costs are the least of our worries.

I absolutely would have known nothing about the military complex but for Trump opening his big mouth about it repeatedly.

Knowledgeable people are aware that any construction at the White House also involves fortifications and bunkers.

We need a pro-human PAC.

Why is China always the world’s creepiest accidental amusement park?

Ingesting combustible materials into your lungs increases your odds of cancer.

Pumpkin Spice Chicken.

Brace for the ice limit.