What about splitting each time zone into 60 parts, so they are in increments on 1 minute instead of one hour?

Nobody means direct democracy when they say democracy. That’s not really a thing

Or Portland

The ride will be bumpier, and the tires will wear unevenly, but you will get better gas mileage.

They can always use parallel construction

I can’t actually argue with that statement

This also helps prevent the cork from drying out

Windows 98SE was peak design

They kind of are the big 2 by now, I’m not sure Chrysler still counts

Strange that they focus on gas stoves, they cost almost nothing to use. Gas heat on the other hand…

Look how well that worked out for Arthur Anderson

Well it’s very hard to read

What is wrong with your “th”?

Fun fact, this is due to the Coriolis effect!

I’m pretty sure aldi and trader Joe’s are the same company

They can’t find you if they’re dead

This is hilarious because non-male seems like a more gender inclusive term

You’re the goddamn idiot if you thought abstaining from voting would help anything. Hope you’re proud of yourself shithead

Obligatory Technology Connections

https://youtu.be/TbHBHhZOglw

Bourbon is only made in Kentucky!