How did you snap a picture of my significant other? o_O

I’m thankful for not being American, celebrating stupid pseudo holidays with people we pretend to like, but actually hate.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1BXKsQ2nbno

I’m from there. He permanently used to be such a burden, he’s such an asshat, it was long overdue. Good riddance.

Das war nicht die Ursache, aber ich habe sie gefunden. Siehe Update im Eingangstext. Lg

War leider leer. Aber siehe Update im Eingangstext, habe den Fehler gefunden. :)

Bogen? :P

Nicht für den Desktop PC, ist nur auf dem Laptop installiert.

Das kann ich leider auch ausschließen. Bereits nachgeprüft.

Wake on LAN ist deaktiviert. USB-Controller sowie Maus und Tastatur haben keine Berechtigung für Aktivierung aus dem Ruhezustand.

Neustart läuft ganz normal. Im Autostart ist so gut wie alles deaktiviert. Neuinstallation ist aktuell keine Option.

Gerade geprüfte. Die Einstellung ist in allen geplanten Aufgaben deaktiviert.

Arthur Dent will be delighted about that news story.

And I just tested the hot sauce Da bomb beyond insanity. Long story short, it lives up to its name.

Those places are lovely, of course I know then - I’m from there :D

I’m queer and once had a date with a black woman from the States while living in Dublin, Ireland. She asked me if I could be her local tourist guide. Sure thing!

Walked her all across the shitty overpriced city centre. At some point she asked me:

“Am I the only black person around here?”

Eventually decided to ditch the CC and take a taxi to my local area.

Waltzed into my regular pub holding hands, cuddeling.

The entire place filled with white cis locals went dead silent like in a bad cliche movie.

“Harry, two pints of the black stuff, will ye?”

Peeps realised that at least I was a local and continued minding their own business.

Jeez…

The basic mindset of our dog. :D

I just nuked my account and fecked off to Lemmy after the API kill.

I don’t think so since they are divorced and retired.

I’m the person responsible for my surname becoming extinct worldwide. It was a very rare one and I was the only one left being able to pass it on. Too bad I changed my surname when I got married, plus I’m queer. Double kill for that legacy. The last few people on this planet with my previous surname will be the last ones.