Why does reading this give me flashbacks to Earl in Big Guy and Rusty?

Man has crippling depression that he can’t treat like many men

You: “oh my gaaaawd he’s so dangerous all men are this!”

The original image makes me inclined to think it was originally a “lot lizards” joke

You first then, don’t volunteer the vulnerable to be your fodder

I voted Harris, I’ll die under this you fucking ghoul

Man was deeply anti fascist

American biscuits, closest you have are scones iirc

These look like the bears Haribo uses for Halloween, they are half scale and come in a tiny version of the full size bag.

Scuttling purposes or of its far enough in the future/sci-fi enough you might not want the data/object surviving if you can’t have it

Knowledge is power and it allows you to give a wider range of gifts if you know more