Friends? I prefer the term ‘rubes’

“Fuck them kids”

-Biden

New Year’s Eve 1999 when I was 16, I got into the keg and snuck myself about 10 beers over a 9 hour period. I had a fantastic time and my family still has running gags about my behavior that night lmao. They probably still have pictures stashed somewhere in case they need to blackmail me someday.

Carmen’s just dead on the inside.

They’re a cancer on society.

We must evolve to crab if we want to survive

Fashion is cyclical. The other day my kid asked me if I still had any of my old JNCOs.