Part 1

Et tu, Brute?

I am reminded of this article.

The future of web development is AI. Get on or get left behind.

5/5/2025

Editor’s Note: previous titles for this article have been added here for posterity.

The future of web development is blockchain. Get on or get left behind.

The future of web development is CSS-inJS. Get on or get left behind.

The future of web development is Progressive Web Apps. Get on or get left behind.

The future of web development is Silverlight. Get on or get left behind.

The future of web development is XHTML. Get on or get left behind.

The future of web development is Flash. Get on or get left behind.

The future of web development is ActiveX. Get on or get left behind.

The future of web development is Java applets. Get on or get left behind.

If you aren’t using this technology, then you are shooting yourself in the foot. There is no future where this technology is not dominant and relevant. If you are not using this, you will be unemployable. This technology solves every development problem we have had. I can teach you how with my $5000 course.

Snake oil?

17 years old: “You are really mature for your age”

Zootopia 2 (2025)

We’re closer to 2030 than we are to the pandemic.

Cool Runnings (1993)

COINTELPRO (a syllabic abbreviation derived from Counter Intelligence Program) was a series of covert and illegal projects conducted between 1956 and 1971 by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) aimed at surveilling, infiltrating, discrediting, and disrupting American political parties and organizations that the FBI perceived as subversive.

Linux has existed for 31 years.

It’s like using air freshener in a dirty bathroom. It doesn’t smell any better, now it just smells like poop and flowers.

Not Lemmy, but piefed.social was offline due to Cloudflare.

Drowning in the Digital Ocean.

I misread this as “I bought a BMX to escape the Fediverse”.

Because he Khan-'t?

Gandalf did it!

Chicken jockey!