This sums it up. That cool song you would like to know the name or artist? Bad luck if it wasn’t popular. Where does x idiom come from? Wait until you’re at home/the library.

You would have many of these unresolved questions for years, until some solved itself fortuitously.

B-but you see, the kid was CURSED!

Oh, never mind then!

Divorced is not the same as childless, there are still obligations.

I didn’t need therapy, so I did your share of fun things while you were at it. No need to thank me, it was a pleasure.