I like “Will Incentivise For This” but the people who would believe it wouldn’t know the meaning of the word

This made me think of what Gilbert Gottfried would have been like as the Mouth of Sauron

Sock-shoe-pant, sock-shoe-pant

I’m in the same boat. Loved the original SNES game but never played SF64. I might just end up getting the new one if it reviews well

I remember once I used to work at a electronics shop, and some dipshit insisted on a “military spec” Bluetooth speaker.

Uhuh mate

This stupid fucking thing

One Night In Paris?

What file extension is that?

Nah just chewing her fingernails

Nude Nuns With Big Guns

“Bedroom” texture 👌

I had a guy come into my shop yesterday and we started talking about the launch, and he said the exact same thing to me. We ended up having a good laugh about flat earthers and having a good ol fashioned space chat. Good bloke!

I have but one updoot to give. Fucking brilliant 👏

“I’M FLYING, JACKOFF!”

I usually just screech loudly until it’s over or the restaurant staff come over to intervene

Well at least we know Wonder Woman wasn’t flying that fucking thing

It looks like the sheeps are missing foots!

Yeah! The local hardware store has a pet section and we saw them last time we were there. They’re apparently tly infused with catnip extract and he loves em

Here’s Levi, spinnin out at catnip bubbles

Wouldn’t even pay for his jaw repairs these days