“Bedroom” texture 👌

I had a guy come into my shop yesterday and we started talking about the launch, and he said the exact same thing to me. We ended up having a good laugh about flat earthers and having a good ol fashioned space chat. Good bloke!

I have but one updoot to give. Fucking brilliant 👏

“I’M FLYING, JACKOFF!”

I usually just screech loudly until it’s over or the restaurant staff come over to intervene

Well at least we know Wonder Woman wasn’t flying that fucking thing

It looks like the sheeps are missing foots!

Yeah! The local hardware store has a pet section and we saw them last time we were there. They’re apparently tly infused with catnip extract and he loves em

Here’s Levi, spinnin out at catnip bubbles

Wouldn’t even pay for his jaw repairs these days

I mean, not like you sound like you’re complaining at all, but why is your wife covered in garlic yoghurt?

Destiny 2.

Started playing it shortly after launch, then they completely fucked it up. Stuck around for a few years playing with friends from time to time, but the latest Diet Star Wars expansion completely killed any vestige of enthusiasm I had for it. Refunded it after two hours when I realised it…just wasn’t fun.

Down here in Straya, sometimes they crush the car and make em watch it being done

Because enterprise is Microslop’s real customer, and the consumer is the QA now.

I’m a retail manager and I’ve experienced shitty bosses in previous jobs too, and I don’t want my team to feel like a cog in a machine. I make sure my staff can come to me with anything and I’ll be transparent with them, because nobody deserves that kind of treatment if you’re trying to put in work for someone/somewhere. Turns out if your team are happy and trust you, they can even more productive! Who knew, right? 😅

If a candidate didn’t ask any questions at all in an interview, that’s more of a red flag to me because it can show they’re not even interested.

“Don’t have to pay pilots if they’re dead” – some CEO, probably

I call Levi by his name, but when he’s playing up my partner (who is from Singapore) calls him AYO UNKER GET DOWN AH

I once had a guy try to sell me one of these to my face. I asked him to explain why it was better than the one I got in the box with my DVD player, and he carried on about better conductivity and improved sound.

Called him out on his bullshit and never returned.

Pokemon Smash

Brrrrr ck

Cachk-cachk

Nrrrrrrrrrr

Yeah i can hear that drive letter 35 years after the fact