Let’s be fair, it’s been dead in the water for years. That last one was disgraceful.

Allsorts, we call em. They taste of chalk and disappointment.

That Mariah Carey one. You know the one.

Could Pico Park work? The Steam Deck is already in a protective case ;)

I can see the blue and black clearly when i tilt the phone screen away from my face… I always see white and gold first, even though I know it isn’t.

Oh fuck you’re right. How do I never notice this?

Airbus: Wrr wrr wrr wrr wrr

Me: I feel safer already

The Ice Pirates.

Ron Perlman and one of the funniest fight scenes from the 80s.

Every day I become a little more like Ron Swanson.

Please, please let me be in a position to do this soon.

Those are the actions of someone who has dealt with The Public

Well they’re obviously letting me know that my windshield is dirty, so I fire up the washers. So considerate!

Oh, I dont even need to worry. JBL already do these and I haven’t touched an Apple product since the iPhone 4.

beckons her over with a come hither gesture “If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with two.”

Kickflip

Karmastition by Alicia Keys.

Stevie Wonder’s original was awesome, but the mash up is just chefs kiss.

Her grandma sounds cool. I’d have a beer with her

If this ever got released, it would probably require constant phoning home and cost $400. Separately.

And then the car clapped

Looks like one of his book covers