I was nearly killed by a cow.

Driving along a country road and one jumped the fence and went in front of my car. As i hit it, it rolled up the bonnet, tore the roof off my sedan and missed my head by fuck all.

Every year on June 10th I buy a giant steak to celebrate survival.

“Cat is hungry, supply more food”

The Shelob cameo/sex scene was a bit much

Same! We just rescued a kitten from the shelter, she’s 5 months old and every time I open my laptop she’ll sit on it, and always somehow open calculator, enable airplane mode and then open several programs. And then search for yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy3333333;;;;;; or something similar.

Watching it on SBS in Australia, during the trophy lift i saw that orange fuck trying to stand next to the team, and after the shot one of the commentators said “they just just edit him out”, lol.

And they did! Every shot of the trophy lift afterwards during the telecast it was just Spain. Good shit SBS!

Chimerism

I like “Will Incentivise For This” but the people who would believe it wouldn’t know the meaning of the word

This made me think of what Gilbert Gottfried would have been like as the Mouth of Sauron

Sock-shoe-pant, sock-shoe-pant

I’m in the same boat. Loved the original SNES game but never played SF64. I might just end up getting the new one if it reviews well

I remember once I used to work at a electronics shop, and some dipshit insisted on a “military spec” Bluetooth speaker.

Uhuh mate

This stupid fucking thing

One Night In Paris?

What file extension is that?

Nah just chewing her fingernails

Nude Nuns With Big Guns

“Bedroom” texture 👌

I had a guy come into my shop yesterday and we started talking about the launch, and he said the exact same thing to me. We ended up having a good laugh about flat earthers and having a good ol fashioned space chat. Good bloke!

I have but one updoot to give. Fucking brilliant 👏

“I’M FLYING, JACKOFF!”