AAAAUUURRGHHH NOOooooo…
Oh divines have mercy, our Great city is horribly designed! How did i not realize this before?!
I- I can’t go on like this, the knowledge of how suboptimal it all is gnaws at my very soul… To the depths with adventuring, i must join the civil council and rectify this atrocity.

KDE plasma: A random contributor helped implement a nice little feature that somehow makes you 20% more attractive, nice!

Windows: We’ve killed your cat and replaced it with an AI-generated version that will forever occupy a fourth of your screen.

but that’s just reinventing boxers

and the choices are trivially winnowed down further: zulip isn’t decentralized, so matrix is the only option.
Plus, matrix has this sweet ass-client: https://commet.chat/

maybe i’m just weird but if i’m not wearing underwear my jewels uncomfortably hang down the leg. Much more comfortable to have a lose cup of fabric keeping them slightly contained.

an entire slice of hamburger cheese? fucking bougie

the blocks are 20% plastic by mass

incomprehensible how people could be attracted to something without a long lusicous beard cascading down their hairy chest, with a pungent odour of sweat, beer, and glyphid guts

this is what happens when you decide to stop eating meat but still want some familiar protein

maybe people living near popular bike trails should consider that fact before moving in

populations increasing in those places also ruins their quaintness, since no one moving into a rural village does so without a car nor can they tolerate even the slightest fucking inconvenience like horses on the road and such.

you can however install Private Lock from f-droid (or directly from github if that’s your jam), which does that stuff automatically when the phone gets shaked/dropped:
https://f-droid.org/en/packages/com.wesaphzt.privatelock/

Still not as good but at least it’s automatic, and afaik in many jurisdictions cops can only force you to unlock it with biometrics, and absolute worst case it makes things slighly more annoying for them so they might give up.

frankly just relieved they didn’t get turbocancer

…though they might just develop normal cancer, we’ll just have to wait and see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjWdXxWT8z4

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yeeeeeees that’s their point, to not allow the euphemism treadmill to continue…

ICE is what cops would be if they didn’t have to do paperwork after killing people.

also it’s not like other vegetables have the energy density of plutonium, aside from the starchy stuff most vegetables have precisely the amount of calories that’s good for you.

don’t worry, we’re doing our best to literally make it true via cars and architecture.

you can have any colour you like, so long as it’s grayscale or maybe red.