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It isn’t a race. You’re both just trying to get to where you’re going. Have patience.

Jesus Christ can someone just shoot the motherfucker in the face already?!

Tell ‘em to move to Texas where they can have cheap gas as prohibitively expensive property taxes instead!

A modern PC build. Can’t afford a new GPU or RAM. Mainly so I could actually get some use out of a monitor that isn’t fifteen years old.

Nothing like having your kids pay for the house you buy…

I’ve got a Ford Ranger I wanna do the same to. Eventually…

Still a lot cheaper than fuckin’ Micron’s RAM right now.

How’s that for diskless, Sony?

No Mo’ Pollo no Homo.

It’s estimated that the average person is at least 50% dihydrogen monoxide. Much like spooky skeletons, it’s already inside you.

The end game looks a lot like it currently does. Charge the maximum they can get away with. Set a stupidly high floor, raise it per-person.

AWAB

All Wizards Are Bastards.

Mine used to be like this, but now prefers WARM chicken. 🙄

Somewhere between a 2 and a 9 on the pizza scale, where 1 is literal cardboard and 10 is impossible because nothing is perfect.

Wife surprised me with front row seats to see Chris Titus live quite a few years ago. Got to see a lot of material that wouldn’t make it into a special until years later. Laughed my ass off harder than I had in a long time. Was really special.