Jessica

Who wants to bet that ByteDance just bought a LOT of Trump Steaks? The gold paint makes it Au-spicious!

What a piece of shit.

True. I’ve got to imagine it is not good, like at all. But there is this nihilistic bastard in my head gaslighting me; Maybe it’s not so bad. We care about nothing, Lebowski. Point being there is a non-zero chance that this is legit. Probably terrible, but I am saying that there’s a chance.

For you maybe, but bagels and lox is fire. Definitely worth trying.

The Philadelphia roll is pretty good though. Reminds me of bagels and lox. Why gatekeep, friend?

I hate that I wish such terrible things on these terrible people.

It is annoying though. Fuck.

Easy to say, impossible for most to do.

Honestly, we don’t even need to worry about the dues. Our planet has already dropped to a “C” level rating. The odds of Earth being recognized are now slim to none.

We should have returned the Space Bucks.