A restraining order potion would make a mint!

Like every other ball pit, it smells like piss… Just the way he likes it.

Hulu hasn’t been recording NBC shows for 3 weeks now.

What, I’m supposed to give up my seat in case the tubby chick isn’t just a big fan of canolis?

Over half of us kids are really fucking dumb, so this tracks.

Modern churches have nothing to do with Jesus.

Is he trying to reverse-psychology MTG into voting “no”?

We don’t kink-shame here.

You just described virtually every Christian I’ve ever met.

I’m a software tester. I break everything I use whether I’m trying or not.

McGruff proving, once again, that all cops are bastards.

He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin…

I used to mow lawns growing up. Would listen to headphones to drown out the mower. 30 years later I essentially hear this 24/7: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D96_1AsUajA My wife (and everyone else who knows me) knows my general hearing is bad, but not horribly so, and much worse in noisy situations. There are times when I don’t hear that tone as much, but it’s there every morning when I wake up and it’s quiet.

Also, at max volume, I had to hold the phone speaker on my ear to make sure that video was even making a noise.

Frequencies above 6k-7k have disappeared/are always there.

Do yourself a favor and take advantage of noise-canceling headphones so you can keep the volume down.

Every system is susceptible to the same corruption we’re dealing with now.

A working system starts with transparency. Any system that allows back-room deals, preferential treatment to a subgroup, etc. will eventually lead to a Trump-like demagogue looking to be the king of it all.

Thought it was gonna be about when phone dictation bleeds into the real world.

*slept

Fake news!!

There’s nothing tragic about it.

Listen to him talk. You can tell he is was askin’ for it.

I heard OP play. They stink.

Think “spring break air horn”.

BYR-BYR:BYR-BYR-BYRRRRRR!!