Oooh, me! (Me not pictured below)

Hoc est damnum?

So we can fix that row:

• Schrödinger’s Gun : The gun is both loaded and empty. Reality will converge onto the “truth” only when it is fired.
• Schrödinger’s razor : The box contains both the solution to your problem and a means to make that problem much worse.
• Schrödinger’s law : The future is both in a state where things go right, and in one where they go wrong.

Ooooh, you showed your IP address! Now you’re gonna get hacked! !! Incoming hax0r/s

Could anyone provide translations for what the Chinese side is saying?

TBF, whomever you escape Helgen with doesn’t lock you in to their side of the war.

You can choose to escape with Ralof and later join the Legion. I think there’s even some special dialogue when he recognises you during the fighting

Ahh, so the solution is to install gentoo and customise it for simplicity and minimal user permissions /s