If he got in your face and you had your hand up and it just barely touched his chest he’d be yelling “CALL 911!! THATS ASSAULT!!!”

I thought maybe she was briefly detained but no, she’s been in custody for a month and may still get deported. Her visa expired 5 years ago.

Lead by example, asshole

They’ll make something up. If they actually care about corruption, and I don’t believe they do, that shit takes a lot of time to uncover. You need subject matter experts, forensic accountants and a bunch of lawyers, not a handful of 20 year old tech bros

War Through the Ages by Lynn Montross

It basically tells you about every war ever, at least every one worth talking about. It was written in 1944 and revised in 1960 so I’m sure some of the information might be outdated but it’s still great.

12 Byzantine Rulers by Lars Brownworth

This is actually a series of audios that you can download for free. This is almost a history of the Byzantine Empire from beginning to end, but summarizes what was happening during the reign of less influential rulers and focuses on the reign of the 12 most influential. He’s also written books about the Byzantine Empire and other subjects that I’ve somehow never read.

If he thinks moral clarity is important he wouldn’t be a Republican

The tough-talking pro-gun people who, when your kid gets shot at school, says more guns are the answer, won’t stick up for your kid or anything else out of fear that someone might send them a threatening message for doing so.

Just wait until OP learns about us taking horse paste during covid

That’ll never get old. That may have been the pinnacle.of humanity. Kinda been all downhill since then now that I think about it

They should raid all the trump properties that employ undocumented workers

I’ve never seen the lights like this glued in. The lights have studs in the back, they go through a hole and you put a nut on them.

Those lights are bolted in, there’s no adhesive. There’s probably a seal but that’s to keep water from getting into the tailgate.

It’s not on them. They don’t pay to fix your wreck, it’s the other way around. It’s part of the wreck that wasn’t noticed when it was being fixed. It happens, and it can’t be helped unless they park it outside and let it rain and then check it and nobody does that.

If insurance paid for the wreck, get with the insurance company to pay for a new one. If you paid for the wreck, you could have paid for it when it was fixed but it wasn’t noticed so you pay for it now.

Do they sell them? My local library holds a book sale every so often (6 or 12 months, not sure). Books are usually $1 for a novel up to $3-4 for a textbook sized book. It’s always packed. Some people bring carts and fill them up with dozens of books.

I pay quarterly so I don’t get hit with a big bill at the end of the year

Should be called Everything Is A Toilet Seat Day

I used to joke with a friend that we should start a business selling rulers that were inaccurate so that there was about 1/2 to 3/4 inch between the inch marks. We could have been rich

No but if you’re looking to sell it, I need to do some measuring that it would be perfect for

Don’t judge those who can’t afford Axe Body Spray

Probably. I don’t remember what that exact fragment came from. I was using apocryphal, maybe wrongly, to mean non-canonical