I’m still in storage in Tacoma.

What the fuck even is this?

Not gonna lie, if she can take a drone out with that I’d be pretty impressed.

I think my wife would call it a mixed bag. On one hand, the house has never been this fireproof, on the other, she’s never had to deal with so much fire.

Former roommates have attested that the food definitely weighs in my favor.

OK, but if you closed the blinds the other way, and the bottom was inside the tub, I think this would actually work. At least as well as woven shower curtains do.

Edit: They’d probably be a pain to keep clean, but you’d also be able to rainex them which would let them dry faster then curtains.

I’d say they both have equal standing. Diehard couldn’t happen. If it wasn’t for the corporate Christmas party and Grimlin’s because of the poorly thought out, last minute Christmas gift.

Shade the changing girl is kind of an out there comic. I’m also a big fan of Tomboy. American virgin is neat, same with The molting.

Fair point, if only real life could be the hedonistic frontier that the internet is.

I love watching the crushing realization of ones own internet brain rot setting in.

Aldi has a pack of 5 small chocolate bars for like 2.80. It’s stupidly good chocolate too. That’s a stocking stuffer if ever there was one.

It’s actually an easy translation. “Nah” means “we don’t anticipate you being capable of paying us more than what we’d have to spend to give this to you, so if you can’t find cheaper the more lucrative option is letting you die.”

That’s the best part, I myself live for these things so I can ensure each item is tantalizing close to being abusable but never truly useful in any way.

3 randomly rolled unique quality items off a table of 1000. All 1000 of them have flavor text that eludes to them having hidden stats, but actually 500 of them have no stats at all and the 500 others modify stats irrelevant to the game with things like “30% more percentages” and +0.0001% more ‽"

Why is it all about money?

I’d take everything I need to teach modern technology, sustainable practices, and cyberpunk aesthetics to the peak of the Mesopotamian society. I want the city of Ur bathed in neon!

I know it makes me sound like an of man shouting at clouds but the other day I installed Morrowind and was genuinely blown away by how smooth and reliable it ran and all the content in the game fitting in 2gb of space. Skyrim requires I delete my other games to make room and still requires a whole second game worth of mods to match the stability and quantity of morrowind.