I’m Ron Burgundy?

I don’t trust them. They better fire him and hire a Jim Abacus.

I find it fascinating that this is down voted.

I know what gooning is, and I know what a boss is. But I don’t see the connection there. What am I missing?

When I was young we were masturbating.

I don’t remember getting any new slang as a kid.

Someone not too long ago asked me how I motivate myself, and I was quite puzzled by the question, like “what do you mean motivate myself? That’s not how motivation works?”, because to me motivation has always come from external sources, like people, situations, experiences etc. But no, apparently some (many? most?) people can somehow motivate themselves. I’d like to have that power please.

Nothing. As in procrastinate by doing basically nothing.