*they would rather kill our children with preventable viruses than admit they were wrong

Would be better with my handprint on that bum

So so so so very good ❤️‍🔥

RIP Harambarmot. Sweet rodent prince

Hooters, if you ask my drunken uncle.

Girl I will give you the best workout of your life

I for one welcome our horseshoe crab overlords. Tardigrades would be a very cool second choice, but they’re probably too busy being the perfect organism to give a shit about taking over the planet.