So $0 per serving, I can just get it for free, right?

“Why so serious?” The best free advice from the Joker.

handles all math on every machine on earth

That’s just gmp. The go-to unlimited precision arithmetic library.

Ah, yes, I’ll have the quarter hundred biller.

> still living with parents

> wasting days jacking off

Yes, but…what about bringing back eradicated diseases with anti-vaxxing? Ain’t that a miracle.

“You chose digital.”

Chooses DRM-free, piracy otherwise

“Not like that!”

The published anthology wins the prize, rather than an individual poem.

Ah, yes, the MADtini.

Psychology has a term for that: projection.

I mean, what else is there to do in a surreal landscape?

So the satire from BioShock: Infinite has become reality.

Should have bought yogurt futures.

Still in package tho.

and I don’t want to constantly get it mistaken

From a certain point in life, I’ve stopped bothering with this. The name is just a communication tool, people can call me whatever they want as long as I know it’s me.

When I’m speaking, I just pronounce it correctly and then spell it (I have the benefit of its Latinisation being short).

It might be worth it if there are many chances to use it, but for hotel check-ins, they won’t even remember my name after ten seconds, let alone the correct pronunciation.

That being said, I felt somewhat guilty for not being grateful to some people that actually made the effort to pronounce it correctly (or at least ask and then give up lol).

SATA tears

8 (八 ba) is considered a lucky number in Mandarin due to its pronunciation being similar to “fortune” (发 fa). So you get lots of things priced with 8 (also for telephone numbers, plate numbers, etc.)

The bricks and wall thickness are designed to absorb heat and release them in the evening though. Not sure if it can work the other way around.

SCIENCE 99

Ah, yes, I always love it when the train does Tokyo drift.