I can’t find Saddam Hussein in this one.

I refuse to believe

Yeah, I see how that can happen. Very confusing to have the same name for two things differentiated only by the use of a definite or indefinite article.

And that’s why the conjugation goes yeet yote yeetten.

So close yet so far. If only you had read ONE more paragraph.

Every nonnegative real number x has a unique nonnegative square root, called the principal square root or simply the square root (with a definite article, see below), which is denoted by √x where the symbol “√” is called the radical sign or radix.

Congratulations, you made me feel old.

Meanwhile European license plates being standardized across the whole Union.

Your guys’ are prettier to look at, whilst ours are all about the intended function. Not sure which approach I like more.

Don’t worry, there’s always the next mass extinction event to look forward to.

Not with that attitude

I sense a disturbing lack of Evangelion.

Oh they do love using open source for sure. It’s free after all! /s

On Windows it’s pretty easy. On Linux I found some shady kernel monkey patch for the Ctrl feature, but I don’t remember where.

Dvorak with some custom bindings for German diacritics and the Euro symbol, e.g. AltGr+a gives me ä.

Furthermore, my layout behaves like QWERTY when I told down Ctrl, so that shortcuts like Ctrl+C are still easy to press.

Switching to Dvorak immediately removed any pain I had started experiencing more and more often typing with QWERTY. In the long run it also improved my typing speed. I can usually achieve between 130 and 140.