Norgoroth

I squat on top of the seat like everyone else

Then why is my whole bathroom covered in a fine layer of poo flecks? Checkmate

When you spray your asshole with a high pressure stream of water it sends flecks of poo into the air

I love spraying flecks of poo all over the handle so the next guy touches my poo flecks, very euro sanitary

I love raw onion, is that why my balls are the size of children’s marble and bicep size of grapefruit?

Easy when Musk isn’t rigging the voting machines

Found musk’s alt account (the non pedo one, he took down his pedo account)

“GO FUCK YOURSELF.” - Elon Musk

Probably just smelled his soiled McDiaper and stale ketchup aroma

Better dig up all those seeds and replace them ASAP farmers

Removed by mod

I am trump favorite staff, me and Elon, we’re big boys in President jobs

Union prevent heads in sticks, time for heads on sticks

Dude that top ring frog splash from Bernie took me by surprise, then the tombstone SLAM from warren

Typical trump loving coward

Noone could smell anything from smoking so much, the smoke stank paradox