I always assume people who end statements with question marks talk like David from Schitt’s Creek?

That anyone outside of the US or the middle east even gives a fuck whether you’re an atheist or not

That’s weird guys come on

You’re no fun :(

Things I will never do -

Pay that much for a phone

Click on a YT link that’s clearly an ad

The only problem with services as a subscription is THE FUCKING IDIOTS THAT PAY FOR THEM

If nobody fell for shit like that, manufacturers would drop it like boiling diarrhea

Calling Charlie the king of England sounds the same as saying Biden is the president of Utah

Air fryers are only popular because Americans have been using microwaves to cook for decades, which are possibly the worst cooking devices ever created.

If they had decent fan ovens during that time, they wouldn’t be anywhere near as popular

Conversely, air fryers are seen to be popular in the UK, because nobody will admit they fell for the advertising, and now only use them for chips

Two keyboards and the punctuation is broken on both of them? Unfortunate

I am also from the 97 fuckin percent of every human on the planet that couldn’t give a shit about US politics

Yep, if you’re not from the US, instances are vastly superior.

Imagine all the times people from around the world asked for plumbing help on Reddit and got hit with “that ain’t up to code, buddy, get to ass down to Howm Deeepo” 😂

Americans do tend to assume the internet revolves around them, as they’re a bit insular and don’t see that it really, really, really doesn’t

I know it’s a joke but if you’re Scottish and you work with southern English cunts, this is true

That reminds me, what’s the Lemmy equivalent of 2WE4U?