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At the risk of making a fool of myself (as is tradition). Deceive, inveigle, obfuscate is DIO. “You expected a social movement to reform / replace the US’s weird healthcare system, but it was me, DIO!”

“What is my purpose?”

“To bounce on two piranha plants and spit a fireball before I dump you into the abyss to jump up there. And I’ll keep doing this to you and your brethren until I beat this level (I’m thirty minutes in and haven’t even seen the midway).”

They don’t have one for blåhaj, but Wiktionary has an audio file of someone pronouncing blå (blue) in Swedish. The second half of blåhaj sounds like English “Hi,” and the phonemic transcription of the full word is /ˈbloːhaj/. The /bloː/ part is kinda like how someone from Glasgow or someone with a strong German accent might say “blow.”

Who would win, one dog or 10 squirrels?

Smells like cutie in here :3

You need to have a third example that you don’t use in your list, though. When someone calls you out on using etc to hide your lack of examples, you can pull out the third one and completely obliberate them.

If this isn’t just a shitpost and you actually did this, then I’m very proud of you <3

gives headpats

pat pat pat (pat pat pat)

Wow, an echo :3c

Empty clipboard gang (I turned my computer on about ten minutes ago)

“Wow, you really know how to sharpen a knife. That thing could easily cut me in half. Good job!”

But you make the world a better place by not giving in to the meanies and being nice instead <3

Does anybody want to manage some big di- data security with me? 🥺 👉👈

Vore the CEO? OwO

We once had a bunny who couldn’t stand bottles of any kind. When you put a bottle on the floor, he would knock it over. It was adorable. I miss him every day <3

It means that you’re very cool uwu