Pffft, some birds can stay on one leg all day. Way cooler.

He was just too small to be an effective transport for most of the team members.

Nobody likes to figure out dependencies. And C++ template errors are sometimes completely crazy.

Arson is also good.

That’s why sausages are better than Linux: you can start using them on a professional level right from the start. And as a bonus sausages don’t use Nvidia!

Avoid small “made for [something]” distros. Use something as mainstream as possible. Debian/Ubuntu/RedHat. Select something that you like from these.

Jesus was deported. And local Tom doesn’t want to work for that salary.

I am an engineer. And can shove anything into anywhere. Even a normal-sized gnome(or dwarf) in an ATM.

I have been boycotting Microsoft for 10-15 years already. Feel fine.

Control-alt-delete.

Trump: Deport him to Canada!

Those capitalists can’t even hire a normal-sized gnome!

Country-dependent. In my society we never throw cigarette butts on the floor inside of the building.

US Emerges a Biggest Laser

What?!

US Emerges as Biggest Loser

Oh, ok…

Interesting word. Russia is also claiming that they are “liberating” something in Ukraine.

Liberate the US from Trump and his cronies.

For that to be really interesting you should state your own nationality.

In my culture it is “You can’t simultaneously sit on a dick and eat the fish”

Now you can contemplate vim and talk to Emacs psychotherapist simultaneously. Very user-oriented.

those days are over. While…

Yes, while Trump controls the government those days are over.