Better execution of the joke

I love salmiakki, but then again I grew up with it

Oh, we’re half way there

Oh-oh, livin’ on a prayer

Wikipedia is not his website

Oh you mean speaker of the house?

I have a business proposition for Jesus

Yes, do as I say!

I’m not trolling, none of what you posted is concerning considering the amounts needed and the likelihood.

You can choke on a steak but would be fairly silly to go around concerned about the life hazardous risks of steak.

And does some of that, both through severity and likelihood, sound concerning to you? Cutting back while having an addiction and feeling tired or sleepy? Nothing most would much care about.

You might want to look into how serious caffeine addiction actually is medically. You get it from fairly small amounts and its effects on the body are very minor. That’s why nobody much cares about it.

If caffeine is what causes you actual health concerns then your health might not be that great to begin with tbh

Caffeine addiction is a bit of a who cares situation

Yes. Thailand!

Back in MY day we used the phone plan money on logos and ringtones

Even their own food?

Ayyyy I’m driving here

Popcorn tastes good

BHJ mods caved.

Lame

She might be a bit of a dramatic person

Cheap boxed wine is definitely common and cheapest per liter ones often come in a box. So the perception might come from that. And it’s not as fancy when it’s not in a bottle.