This is Essex market in NYC I think? But yeah sex market is the oldest profession and is present everywhere people are.

I’m not sure how erotic I can make a water bottle sound… A wide spray of droplets splatters across my now glistening chest forming a thin tendril of water down my stomach…

Uh oh fetish unlocked

Too late

Like most people I enjoy a smoked gouda (Henri Willig y’all) but I also want to give a shout out to yarlsberg for being excellent as well as hot habanero Colby (way better than pepper jack) and boar’s Head three pepper. A good manchego is a joy as well. Emmentaler is of course an all timer. The aged white cheddar from Costco is shockingly great.

Probably one of the most memorable music videos of all time