Konala Koala

So, you would like to get the phrase “American Nazi Trump Is a Fucking Asshole” printed onto t-shirts and see how much of the inventory sells?

Does the phrase “American Nazi Trump Is a Fucking Asshole” hold some meaning to that?

And when the orange turd dies or otherwise is out of office, those plagues should be removed and one of them re-added below the Trump portrait calling him ‘the worst President in American history’ and ‘divisive’

And what about being jackbooted assholes indistinguishable from criminal cartels?

If that happens, then this should be upgraded to Majorly Infuriating.

It would be better if it’s “Democrat announces articles of impeachment against Trump” instead to cut all this shit off at the root.

Yeah, cheat.com forwards you to phonesex.com that has the number 1-800-PHONE-SEX you can call to get help fucking yourself.

Let’s be clear here: lawmakers need to abandon this entire approach.

The answer to “how do we keep kids safe online” isn’t “destroy everyone’s privacy.” It’s not “force people to hand over their IDs to access legal content.” And it’s certainly not "ban access to the tools that protect journalists, activists, and abuse survivors.”

If lawmakers genuinely care about young people’s well-being, they should invest in education, support parents with better tools, and address the actual root causes of harm online. What they shouldn’t do is wage war on privacy itself. Attacks on VPNs are attacks on digital privacy and digital freedom. And this battle is being fought by people who clearly have no idea how any of this technology actually works.

If you live in Wisconsin—reach out to your Senator and urge them to kill A.B. 105/S.B. 130, and if you know someone who lives in Wisconsin—tell them to do the same. Our privacy matters. VPNs matter. And politicians who can’t tell the difference between a security tool and a “loophole” shouldn’t be writing laws about the internet.

Rightwinger? What I said would be more Leftwinger who would be the ones who want to have Trump impeached.

Palantir sounds like it could a russian multinational data capture and analytics company.

I may have been surprised if it was “‘Um… WHAT?!’ Internet erupts with Trump Impeachment Demands over Epstein email about Trump sex act with unknown ‘Bubba’”

It could be worse if it was “‘What an idiot!’ Trump gets impeachment hearings after a confused blunder wrongly puts Europe, Africa, and Asia at war, triggering WW3.”

I also ended up doing the same thing, because I refuse to do business with an organization that would support clear-cutting of forests, especially those located on the east coast of the land down under that are known to have koalas inhabiting them.

How about we get this changed to “Kamala Harris: I am pleased to inform our many real U.S.A. Patriots that I am designing MAGA, A SICK, DANGEROUS, RADICAL RIGHT DISASTER, AS A MAJOR TERRORIST ORGANIZATION. I will also be strongly recommending that those funding MAGA be thoroughly investigated in accordance with the highest legal standards and practices. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”, which I think would sound a lot better here.

And then this turns into “JB Pritzker threatens to put ‘national guard’ in the White House to ‘straighten it out’ by removing an orange turd from it”

And then on the Harris side, it’s “Kamala Harris says people are in Epstein files who ‘do deserve to be’: ‘It’s a Republican hoax’”

That’s ok, let’s get the police prepared to arrest him 👮

This would be better if it became “Minnesota server told to “fuck off you stupid cunt” by teen who they were trying to force to prove her gender in restaurant bathroom”

I wonder if “Homeless demands Trump move out of Washington, DC ‘immediately’” will make more sense.

If this turns into unwanted small koala joeys needed, there is going to be a problem here.