He’s definitely gonna run for president again and is trying to position himself as relevant. He’ll never win.

Just found the name of my new Nickelback / Imagine Dragons spin off band 🤘🪨

I’m feeling pretty certain the dems will run Buttigieg. Feels like they’ve been prepping him for a while.

Giddy up!

The English Patient. Sex in a tub? That doesn’t work!

Sucks to be Matt Gaetz. I don’t say that in relation to this news really, I bet it just sucks to be Matt Gaetz like every day.

Elmer’s is on sale this week for $2.99 fyi y’all

Imagine Dragons

Could I perhaps interest you in trying a new species, short giraffe:

I used to live in downtown Oakland, notoriously not the safest city. I was stumbling home from a night of drinking around 3am one morning, and this guy on a bike rolled up on me out of nowhere and he just goes “hey man, you scared of black people?” He was an older black man that appeared to be disheveled and possibly living on the street, and I legit just laughed and was like, no, I grew up in a city, and I live here, so no, not at all haha. And he just goes, “Alright. You have a good night.” and he rode off.

Like 5 years later, I’m waiting for my bus one morning to go to work, and the exact same thing happens. Rolls up on a bike and asks me if I’m scared of black people. Again, I say no, kind of being like dude leave me alone not this again, and he replies “I know you’re not. I remember you. Have a great morning.” He shook my hand and rolled off, never saw him again. Just such an odd experience haha.