Live, laugh, launch Elon Musk into space and leave him there.

I was always surprised how getting away from a crime scene with a bicycle isn’t more popular. It’s faster and easier than running and you can use paths that cars can’t easily get to.

I’ve heard of criminals using MMORPG DM’s to communicate back in the day, not sure what happened to those guys.

The Onion predicts the future once again.

The Onion: New Anti Smoking Ads Warn Teens “It’s Gay To Smoke”