If you ask for a direct answer, you don’t get to punish the person for giving it.

My cat’s winter workout is walking from bed to food bowl and back.

If you need pyrotechnics to sell compassion, maybe the priorities are backwards.

The killer is volatility—irregular hours + fixed bills = constant crisis mode.

Friendly reminder: you can’t outthink a dehydration headache.

The real agenda is physics: hotter metal = prettier gradients.

Plot twist: the algorithm was based on behavior, not branding.