

I thought you just found a cat with a video card and decided to shoot him and take it. What a relief it is to know you only sold his kidney.


I thought you just found a cat with a video card and decided to shoot him and take it. What a relief it is to know you only sold his kidney.
“Bah, I’ve already seen this one.”


I’m okay with it.
You have their number? Fuckin’ get after it


So in reality they had an n + 1 strike policy. Brilliant.

Ah. So that’s why that recruiter exploded into a bunch of bats.
You can add the waveforms together mathematically. Like if you go into a graphing calculator and plot a sine at 220 hz that’s an A note. Then add two more at 261(ish) and 329, baby you got yourself an A minor cookin’. That’s also what the groove would look like.
All mine said was “gobble gobble,” I’m getting mixed messages here.
I want to be eaten. Nobody’s doing anything about that.


later
Okay, okay… But besides the bombing, the sabotage, the vandalism, the harassment, and the animal cruelty, what did he really do wrong?


I’ve come to the conclusion that Lemmy has the same thoughts in or out of the shower.
They know what they did.
I mean… it’s what we all want, isn’t it?
It’s like people spotted him at the diner
“is that the worm guy?”
And he’s just like
“…what?”
Embrace it. When I started getting greys, I thought I was going to have a more difficult time getting the attention I wanted. If anything, it’s been the opposite. Good luck out there.
Likely in the way that the previous commenter described. They’re not wrong, it just wasn’t a question of how. It was more that sometimes the transmission of information fails.
No. The ugly ones can wait in the car.