Protesters urged not to give trump administration pretext for what it is already doing

edit: Oh, what the hell. Let’s add a snippet.

Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass publicly urged protesters Monday not to give the Trump administration any pretext for what they’re already doing and will keep doing no matter what. “Angelenos—don’t engage in violence and give the administration an excuse to inflict all the damage they have been inflicting carte blanche for months on end,” said Bass, adding that Trump and his team are just looking for a reason to respond with violence, as they would have done whether or not any of this happened.

You could just have them borrow one from whatever other library had it. Hell, you could just call the phone company and order the one you want yourself. Fuck, you could just call 411 and have them look it up for you right then.

Has anyone tried folding their arms?

makes awful whirring noise

People in 1994 knew exactly how fucked this was.

He needs that nicotine fix as badly as you do

The Danish lore licorice

Damn. I was really looking forward to Danish licorice lore.

I imagine him not quite able to pronounce the ‘r’ in turtle 🐢

Don’t keep us in suspense!

A few years ago an ice cream truck came down blasting the Super Mario Bros 2 title music and I damn near chased after it

Who do I think I am, anyway?

“Oh, no, not that late, actually.”

Yeah I thought it would be a lot more Robocop 2.

Everyone certainly did not agree. A very sizable segment of US citizens were Nazi sympathizers before and after WWII. Remember what it took for the United States to get involved in the war effort in the first place.

$7 umbrellas, I’m not that worried about it

I don’t know, sanity is feeling pretty radical at the moment

Like so

Billionaire could just be doing it for kicks.

Today, the primary responsibilities of U.S. Marshals include protecting federal judges and witnesses, transporting federal prisoners, apprehending federal fugitives, and managing assets seized from criminal enterprises.

Oh, sweet.

The President, with the advice and consent of the Senate, appoints U.S. Marshals for a 4-year term.

Oh. Oh no.

https://www.gao.gov/assets/a91787.html#%3A~%3Atext=The+President%2C+with+the+advice%2Cfor+a+4-year+term.

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO…