Don’t keep us in suspense!

A few years ago an ice cream truck came down blasting the Super Mario Bros 2 title music and I damn near chased after it

Who do I think I am, anyway?

“Oh, no, not that late, actually.”

Yeah I thought it would be a lot more Robocop 2.

Everyone certainly did not agree. A very sizable segment of US citizens were Nazi sympathizers before and after WWII. Remember what it took for the United States to get involved in the war effort in the first place.

$7 umbrellas, I’m not that worried about it

I don’t know, sanity is feeling pretty radical at the moment

Like so

Billionaire could just be doing it for kicks.

Today, the primary responsibilities of U.S. Marshals include protecting federal judges and witnesses, transporting federal prisoners, apprehending federal fugitives, and managing assets seized from criminal enterprises.

Oh, sweet.

The President, with the advice and consent of the Senate, appoints U.S. Marshals for a 4-year term.

Oh. Oh no.

https://www.gao.gov/assets/a91787.html#%3A~%3Atext=The+President%2C+with+the+advice%2Cfor+a+4-year+term.

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO…

Juñor?

Have you ever tried a combination safe? Not quite as stylish, but insanely practical. You get to open it up and look at your dirty work after it’s done.

I live in the states, they’re pretty common. They usually come in a little foil lined box with microwave instructions 😕

ಠ_ಠ

It helps me relax. Usually.

Good news 😈! They already are!