The Metamorphosis is legit. Yeah, over-hyped, but don’t let that detract from it being really good.

You mean the shroud of Turin?!

Fuckin /s because this is the internet.

Literally just use Firefox for Android with uBlock. People act like this is difficult.

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Yeah, like the US needs help inflaming racial and ethnic tensions. It’s literally been the goal for 4+ decades.

I much prefer Matthew 10:23.

Sounds like someone doesn’t know their own Messiah. “I didn’t come to bring peace, but a sword.”

2 lb steak lips

Hear me out: I played with an orc fighter who was convinced he was a mage, and tried to convince the rest of the party of the same thing. He carried a cast iron pan as his weapon, and his spells were “pan toss” and “pan smack”. There were a lot of laughs when NPC’s would be like “you’re clearly a fighter, you’re wearing plate armor” and he’d say it was his spell casting focus.

This post only requires one response, to wit:

“GOOD.”

we are going to need a lot of bullets points to fight this.

Ftfy

Grew up working on a dairy farm, definitely drank raw milk and didn’t shit my guts out. It would if you drank, like, a LOT of it. But seriously you’d have to drink more than a cup or so.