Those are all perks in team trump

Man child

I can’t believe that’s real but it is wtf

trump finding any way to advertise McDonald’s too

Bet it’s an inch screw too

Crushed my T-11 vertebrae from my legs bending over my head because I landed leaned back a bit but I also possibly hit the bottom I have no memory of the moment of actual impact. I was freaking out in the air which didn’t help at all. I was also not sober

Apparently it’s the fuck around and find out method

I think the cliff was 75 feet above the water but it was the first and last time I was there and could be more. The water had also dropped in depth according to my friends after, due to drought (was a river)

Realized I fucked up half way down a cliff jump into water that was way too high and I broke my back. Having that realization mid air was terrible. I’m very lucky to not be paralyzed from it

Gotta take em down a peg

Haven’t met him but Zuckerberg

A friend did run into him in Hawaii and called him steve Zuckerberg just to fuck w him

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Well put

I literally got a hot dog and a 75” TV a month ago lol

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