Gumby

If you already have a journalist in your contacts list, then maaaayyyyybbbeeee.

Maybe they can give her a 21 gun salute. With live ammo. Straight into her coffin.

But that’s 11 words!

Ten word requirement

It’s an interesting test

This one’s successful

I got carded at a bar a few weeks ago for the first time in years, and now I find out I’m still an “early adult”, despite being over 40? Hell yeah!

And yet here we all are, reading your comment. Maybe the algorithms on some platforms are that aggressive, but certainly not here.

Literally yes, from what I remember when reading about this a few days ago. It’s an exhibit on impeachment in general, not specifically just about Trump’s impeachments.

So I guess if I’m ever in a survival situation and this scenario comes up, it’ll be Schrodinger’s Buttchug

It seems that AI really is good for some things after all

I agree with your main point, although I think your example of COBOL being used to this day in financial institutions is actually the opposite problem. The guys that originally developed that shit were damn good programmers, but they were severely constrained by the available hardware, limitations of the language, etc. So they had to get really clever in order to make these massive, complicated systems work. In my experience, those really old legacy systems tend to be rock solid with near 100% uptime and almost no errors. They’ve never been rewritten because doing so would be a multi-year effort costing millions of dollars, and the end result would be a system that is most likely slower, buggier, and has less functionality.

TLDR: The old COBOL systems are unmaintainable messes not because of incompetent developers, but because the limitations of the available technology when they were originally developed forced a bunch of really good devs to have to get extremely creative and hacky with their solutions.

It’s cute that he thinks that Wall St hedge fund guys are Democrats

Counterpoint: Elon Musk

If only there was a specific word for a human female child…oh well!

Holy shit, have we worked with the same guy?

There was a guy that was the owner’s favorite at a place I worked years ago. Among all the other shit he would regularly get away with, one time he wrote all over the door to another employee’s office with a highlighter. Since that shit’s permanent, the door had to be repainted. This guy owns the company now.

scrambling to understand the rationale behind the abrupt termination

Stop trying to look for any rationale behind anything this administration does. There is none.

Don’t

and they could get a few Reps over

The entire Republican party is on board with Trump. There is zero chance of this happening.

Well for a different tactic, how about supporting a more progressive candidate in the primary? Just look at the NYC mayoral primary that just happened.

Nah, that’s exactly what they want, so they can then appeal to the ultra conservative Supreme Court