Gumby

Sounds like Trump’s trying to do a Bay of Pigs 2

Yeah, but he doesn’t have the rabid cult of personality

And happy trails.

Maybe you broke your face

That’s nice for him. He does love being given awards. Even when it’s an award that someone else won.

Run away. And ideally try to lock it into a room on my way out.

as high of quality

Aren’t Teslas famously NOT high quality? Like, at all? Glued on plastic body panels and whatnot? Can’t take it through a car wash without frying all the electronics (oh, but don’t worry, we added a special “car wash” button just for that!)?

Aww, the poor fascists’ feelings are getting hurt?

How much do you want to bet that every single person named is a political enemy of Trump, and she kept her mouth shut about everybody else?

I want some of whatever you’re taking

Reads along…yep, yep, yep…wait - Temple of Doom???

I also like how it happens to be the feast of Epiphany so it just says “Epiphany” underneath the date. I’m just imaging some MAGA with this calendar reading that factoid and having an epiphany of their own. Yeah I know…not like it’d ever happen.

There’s been a ton of back and forth finger pointing but the more I hear about it (and other news about Krafton), the more my gut tells me that Krafton are the bad guys.

OP shouldn’t be doing it even if they are a licensed plumber, since it’s the landlord’s responsibility, not theirs. Even if they know what they’re doing, it opens up legal liability.

Honestly my biggest issue with this is that it seems to be a pretty clear sign (in addition to the other blatantly obvious signs like various public comments, selling Trump 2028 gear on his website, etc) that he has no intention of ever leaving the White House, term limits be damned. He’s just not the type of person to do major work like that if he’s expecting to move out and no longer be able to enjoy it himself in a few years.

It does if you eat enough of it

Just check to see if Disney gets a cut of the physical media sales first. If it does, buy it used.

If you already have a journalist in your contacts list, then maaaayyyyybbbeeee.

Maybe they can give her a 21 gun salute. With live ammo. Straight into her coffin.

But that’s 11 words!