Jokes on them, I only read Luigi articles to fawn over the pictures

Why did you post a Bristol stool chart?

Maybe sacrificing people to appease the sun god never stopped, and the aptly named illuminati organize a new war every time the sun looks angry

Great idea. We need moth propaganda posters printed ASAP: “Scared you’ll die in the sun? Fear not. Form a Dyson sphere instead.”

Desalinated saline

These are also great for when you’re up to your third divorce and looking for ways to streamline the process

Suqma ballgowns

Too soon, honey. A has-been has been murdered here. Shut your mouth or buzz off 🐝

Obviously fake. Do they really expect us to believe the streetlamps are turned on despite the fact it’s a sunny day? Couldn’t be more obvious

Exactly. Joining ice is the easiest way to show the world you’re antisocial, racist and have zero emotional intelligence. These people wouldn’t know empathy if it slapped someone else across the face

they were big fans of Wine too

Man… I remember when CCleaner was called CrapCleaner. Feels like a fever dream

“Nice, but I kinda prefer the newer model from the spring catalogue. The subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.”

This guy fucks.

A robot voice would be great, then he could be muted. Hopefully he dies before mind uploads become a thing. If not, at least the storage costs would be low.

In my experience this is how it feels to communicate as an autistic person

I know, right… Cluck around and find out