“H.y.c.b.h” is one of my favorite songs

“Why am I anxious?” Is a personal attack

Superman is an immigrant created by two sons of immigrants.

His parents sent him to Earth to have a better life (any life at all really). Something similar happens in reality where parents in Central and South America send their children, alone, to the US.

Also happens with babies adopted from other countries. You may not consider them immigrants, but the government sure as hell does. There’s quite a bit of immigration paperwork that needs to get filed in order for one of those adoptions to go through.

Do they think that’s a natural tan? That is not a color one acquires from sunlight.

What does issuing sanctions against a single person actually do, like functionally? I assume a ban on travelling to the US, but is that it? Is it anything like issuing a fatwa against someone?

Yeah, cults of personality tend to fall apart when the guy at the top doesn’t have one.

We start giving MAGAts helicopter rides?

Maybe just…

More seriously: nothing, because the Gulf of Mexico has seen more than enough pollution.

Look at the screen behind her and see the trainer’s team.

Yeah, but that’s BS

Dark Souls and any of its copycats. Grinding a boss for hours on end just to learn it’s patterns is not how I like to spend my free time. Aside from that: why is that whole genre so bleak? Apart from maybe “Another Crab’s Treasure” they’re all dark and gray/brown and unrelentingly depressing. Does the gameplay lend itself to that particular aesthetic? Or is everyone just copying Dark Souls that hard?

I’m betting this person is entirely fictional and created to paint the innocent people they’re kidnapping off the street as deranged maniacs.

She does seem like the sort of person to make up racist lies.

Single digits in C or F triple digits in K

Are you going to tell those abs they need a shirt?

And the rat fuck begins. Now we watch as DNC leaders endorse someone who lost their party’s primary.

Hopefully this doesn’t discourage New Yorkers from voting.

They always seem to forget about us

So a bunch of trained soldiers are suddenly going to lose their jobs for largely racist reasons and be angry about it. Yeah that seems like a great plan.

Get a doctor to say your son has bone spurs.

You can if you want to, I guess. No one called for impeachment because Obama bombed Syrian weddings and schools.

Congress decided quite a while ago that presidents are allowed to have a little war, as a treat, and only seek approval for it later. It’s been this way at least since the '90s and likely before.