We outnumber the world by like 6 to 7 so of course it’s all about us.

^did I do it right?^

Only time a Trumper has ever been correct.

Obama taking the L to Trump’s D taking abilities. Especially if it was a horse.

President Hands.

It feels so fucking good.

I wonder if they’ll include the dude that tried to kill/disfigure her with an acid mail bomb and his ensuing suicide.

Oh trust me, I know. I’ve been complimented maybe 4-5 times in my life, and 3 of those times have been gay men.

If a gay guy says something then that’s how I know I’m doing something right. Badge of honor.

Must be nice lmfao, no one ever compliments me. You gotta be a really good looking dude to get one.

I’m glad you understand my art.

You’re a douchebag that can’t read the room

“Think exactly in a certain way” means you think fucking kids is acceptable lmfao. Just say “think the same way” jfc.

The Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

We live in the end times.

*I mixed up the Three Musketeers and the Four Horsemen

THE MAN IN BLACK!

My mom is gonna kill me

I burnt it 😔

HAHAHA actually a really good one, thank you for this.

YOU ARE VERY WELCOME

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/4vFFWTksWrg

I completely forgot this was a thing. Shit. Time to make my mom test her genes to see if I’m going bald.

Duh 🤡 I’m an empath

It’s just how people work dude. Look at the spin happening RIGHT NOW. “Barely legal 15 year olds”

Whoever invented audio needs their dick sucked

Yeah fair

I gotta wake this place up.

Also Dale Earnhardt Sr survived in my head canon. He’s in Tahiti with Elvis.