Hey, Siri. Destroy humanity as we know it.
John Doe
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John Doe@lemmy.worldto
Atheism@lemmy.world•Brb I have to hand out pamphlets and go door-to-doorEnglish
13·5 days ago
One time at band camp…
JD Vance is the poster boy for the pro-choice movement!<br>Abort Vance immediately
John Doe@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Hi! I'm the happy cartoon box that wants you to shit in me!
4·13 days agoIf your kink don’t stink then it ain’t shit
John Doe@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Only boomers can use this bench. Meanwhile, they're trying to get rid of their own property taxes.English
91·16 days agoI’m Gen-X and we usually get dumped in with the Boomers here in the US. However, ours was the first generation to get fucked. Like all those golden pensions of yesteryear dried up and disappeared as soon as we began entering the job force. So those a little older than us are kickin’ back enjoying 70% of their retirement pay or whatever, often with health insurance (as opposed to Medicare), and we’re stuck with shitty 401Ks that yield not only less assets but less secured assets because you can easily go through your entire benefits before you die, as opposed to the pension system. And, of course, our retirement today doesn’t typically come with any auxiliary benefits such as healthcare. Plus most of us are assisting our elderly surviving parents and adult children simultaneously!
I’m 57. Fuck off, all of you. Lol
John Doe@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•It’s Looking Like the Cybertruck Is the Biggest Flop in Automotive HistoryEnglish
3·21 days agoYes. Those exactly. Except at a leather bar they have a mirror mounted on the wall above them.
John Doe@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•It’s Looking Like the Cybertruck Is the Biggest Flop in Automotive HistoryEnglish
19·21 days agoThey have always reminded me of a trough type urinal in a gay men’s leather bar, especially the silver ones.
Btw this was a pair of shoes I saw at a store in Massachusetts back in 2017. I thought it was so ridiculous I took a picture of the tag.
John Doe@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Anyone have some favorite covers of popular songs?
3·1 month agoThe band Tragedy started out as a heavy metal BeeGees cover band, I believe, but expanded to do hard rock covers of disco, pop, and adult contemporary staples. I’m not a big Abba fan but I love every one of this band’s covers and their cover of Madonna’s Borderline.
John Doe@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•In a genderless and sexless society, what would pronouns be based on?
2·1 month agoThe depth and darkness of your holes.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•do you guys have some music recommendations
2·1 month agoIf you guys like trance-y electronica give the album Trance by Chis & Cosey a listen. It was incredibly far ahead of its time when released in 1982. Chris & Cosey were half of the highly influential industrial punk performance act, Throbbing Gristle. (My favorite album by the latter being 20 Jazz Funk Greats, which doesn’t have twenty tracks, nor is it even remotely jazz-funk related. Lol)
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kbcCrNZ_LonDuFmgWtseY9pvunYh6VotE















I haven’t played video games since the Atari 2600. You kids don’t know!! Back in my day I had to walk ten miles in the snow for a hit of ecstacy