WHY are they getting paid SO GODDAMN MUCH MONEY??

THIS IS NOT WHY WE GAVE TAX BREAKS

Civilization began collapsing after dictionaries were banned worldwide

And nobody ever sees or hears from them.

The next time someone says “we gotta get behind the Dem nominee to stop ______” HUNT THEM DOWN AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM ON NATIONAL TELEVISION

Never heard of Satan causing any of those things. That’s god’s territory.