I want to punch these people in the brain. Don’t worry, it’s not like it’ll harm them anyway. They’ve eaten way too many paint chips to suffer new brain damage. I hope everyone who voted for Trump chokes to death on their own stupid choices.

I’m gonna give Stamos the benefit of the doubt as say maybe he needs the hair for work. No seriously. He’s an actor, their appearance and image are work relevant.

Or, now hear me out, Socialism.

As much as I’d love to watch Jake Paul having to spit out all of his stupid teeth, I’m not paying those people fucking money.

Go shove a carrot in it, vegan.