Yo, that hits hard. 💪

What a bitch.

Not hurting anybody? Ya like big titties? Not sticking hateful MAGAT shit on there? What’s the problem? Give that man a metal of freedom.

Fled Cruz can go pound dirt with his hips. There will be a bloodbath on a few fronts.

Can somebody please take the time to explain to me how this legally works? Like he’s just out here paying private citizens to vote? Fucking. Geeez.

I don’t know, I’m not a multiplayer guy. I was excited then disappointed honestly.

This is how I play Elden ring and every Zelda game ever known to man. You just don’t want them to end.

Fucking awesome. And honestly, I’d take Austin Powers’ Dr. Evil—bald cat and all—over the real-life 2025 Nazi Dr. Evil any day. Wild that that’s now a perfectly reasonable stance.

JD Vance really wanted to stop there on the way to Greenland.

Unfortunately, no we haven’t.

Mah name Jeff.

Yeah, well I consider Pam Bondi even existing in my reality personal terrorism.

Geez, all of this because Obama just had to wear that tan suit in 2014.

What a misleading and poorly written headline.

It doesn’t feel like it, though. I got banned from Reddit for going after MAGAts and fascists who initially instigated confrontation with me. America is rotting and even reddit is scared. Bitches. Bitches all around.

Broke into some noble’s house to investigate a murder and stole a bunch of stuff while I was at it, ironically yet stealthily stabbing a guard in the neck with a dagger so I wouldn’t get caught while discovering a secret chamber in the basement that led to ancient catacombs beneath the town, which ultimately led to ancient and mummified remains alongside golden chalices and crosses I absolutely pillaged and fully intend to sell for ducats, the significance of which I’m still unsure of.

That hump day is real shit though.