I have some spices in my cabinet

Feeding the immigrants didn’t work out to well for them…

Oh god why did I buy all these swords? I’ll never financially recover from this

Genuinely thought it just meant killing a woman and was confused

How the fuck would you function without an inner monologue AND aphantasia…

I play DND with a “theatre of the mind” battle system (no map or miniatures, we just remember where we are) with a a dude who’s a 5 and I have no idea how he does it.

I have a door to my kitchen which is closed when I’m not home

I’ll remember this advice

No like, actually fuck them. Have sex with them.

No worries, it was benign and I had a gamma knife operation, but it’s in a place where it can’t be surgically removed without doing damage so it’s just there.

Yeah, turned out to be a brain tumour