Joining the military helped them get a job.
That was a choice because they sure weren’t drafted. Seems like you didn’t do that and now you’re bitching about how life actually works.
I mean, I wish magic was real and/or that the average person wasn’t basically fucking retarded, but I don’t go around crying because wishes aren’t reality.
C’est la vie.
Eh, I don’t think you’re necessarily wrong, but I imagine if evil CEOs just started dying more frequently that’d have some impact on the rest of them.