That’s not the point! Like what differentiates it? Just because the sex happened in Illinois? That’s nothing special. What might make it special is pulling a Belmont transfer when she least expects it…like in the back of a Volkswagen…

As an Illinoian, I am curious about Illinois sex. It also reminds me of a joke.

• Why does corn in Illinois lean east?

…Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows.

Scam. I get messages like this everyday and I know I don’t have any USPS packages coming. Also a bit.ly link is super suss

How is this allowed under an act of congress? Oh right, lack of accountability and oversight.