Darthcapi

I thought that was Jay-Z

Being vice president is the best reason to boo him. Cheney didn’t care about title, he was gonna shoot his friend in the face on a hunting trip regardless.

As an American I love this!

When the onion took over infowars the new infowars site had a ad for ‘turn piss into gold’.

I guess the office leases weren’t THAT important after all

He’s sorry he got feedback he doesn’t like

Zuck is taking tanning tips from trump. In no time his eyes will look like bleached assholes too

You’d be thrilled with the government making the decision to go internet free?

Beautiful. Please make this statue

Hold up…isn’t that squares a rectangles?

Awesome picture but isn’t that a toad?

As an agnostic leaning atheist I’m not even celebrating church attendance decline. But a guy with only a compass for profit at any cost was never the one to revive attendance.

This is the best thing I’ve seen todat

They paid a consultant firm to come up with that rebranding strategy

mechanical clicking processor: camera aimed in my direction, respond as humans do gears alter facial expression processor: execution flawless, hold until photo is complete. Success

I would love to see a bunch of parties…especially far left parties with a legit shot at the white house. that being said, as inept as the democrats are non of them have been trump by any stretch.

Why can’t we just have nice things?

National trough?

So…we’ll be able to use it as a splash pad?

Ok…moderation is the key. In a herd of sheep, 1 or 2 can probably go missing without a fuss.