I am now a single issue voter and supporting Medicare for All is the one issue. I don’t need to check anything else. When deciding who to vote for I go to their campaign website, Ctrl+F “medicare”.

Facing calls

HO-LEE SHIT. Fuckin’ torched?!?!? That’s a whole new level. I’ll bet that they’ll see the error of their ways now!

As a few have already said in here, President Camacho saw a problem and actively tried to find the smartest person on the planet to fix the problem.

We’re a couple of years past comparing our current situation to Idiocracy. That ship has already sailed. We’re so fucked that the basic premise of Idiocracy appears quaint at this point.

“Haha people got stupider” is so much better than “people got stupider and are filled with hate, malice, greed, and selfishness”

This person is a monster.

Im totally not crying right now.

Next they’ll be “slammed” or “facing calls”.

I prefer “work to live, not live to work”.

I have a very professional job. I could of I wanted to absolutely pour my entire life essence into this job and I would probably make more money than I make now and be more professionally successful.

But in reality, my career is and will always be a way to support me and my family. Bottom line.

You should absolutely be looking for a job and a career that gives you balance, wherever that balance may be for you personally.

Honestly I have never heard anyone give the advice in that post anyway…

I’m not anti-cycling. It’s just not the right solution for every city. It’s just reality. Public transportation in those cities would be a better investment.

Yeah in order for this to work we’d all have to move to someplace with a climate where biking is nice.

I don’t live there. It’s hot here. When I go outside I can feel drops of sweat rolling down the small of my back down my spine and directly into my buttcrack. 15 minutes on a bicycle and I would need a shower. It’s not a viable form of transportation here. It’s just not.

Also, the Netherlanders won’t let me move there unless I have a lot of money already.

A Leisure Suit Larry numbering prank reference in the wild! Niiice…

There is no answer here other than Half-Life fucking 3.

If there were any way to legally force a game to be made, it would be HL3.

Well now I’m starting my day in existential dread. Neat!

Chef Boyardee, Totinos party pizza, and Hamburger Helper are how I got through college. He’ll be fine.

Calls you say? That sounds official and serious.

Well I went back to the Merriam Webster page from 2010 and all the news articles from 2013 about changing the definition of literally are objectively bullshit, so I was wrong.

Merriam Webster Literally 2010

Yup. And sometimes bad means bad and bad means good, but bad still means bad in the dictionary so unless I’m in an casual discussion where slang is acceptable, bad still means bad.

Unlike literally which is now defined as literally or figuratively in the dictionary as of 2013.

Merriam Webster updated the definition of literally to include the “informal” figurative definition in 2013.

Now I use “objectively” because literally doesn’t literally mean literally in the dictionary.

UBI will only come as a response to a new economic depression. The idea that our society will proactively fix itself has been proven wrong time after time.

Humans only learn the hard way.

If she doesn’t disavow the DSA then how will she get the like 3 centrists left in the entire state of FL who haven’t decided yet if they want to vote R or D?

So I thought this post was threatening me with a good time.

I did a google image search and turned off the safesearch.

Just a bunch of door knockers and one or two hand drawn goblin girls.

What a let down.