Calm down people, just buy less pencils and we’ll all be fine

More to the woman. My girl once complained about me leaving the seat up.

For years, I always put the seat AND the lid down.

I had to do my job down in LA for 2 weeks, but they got me a hotel in Commerce.

It was awesome. I had almost no traffic getting back to my hotel while watching everyone backed up going home.

I used to drive like a maniac until I got a motorcycle.

Now, I’m super defensive and highly aware of aggressive drivers. I just get out of the way.

I accidentally cut someone off on the freeway last week (3 lanes turned into 2 and I was zoned out, I was driving all day). Dude started honking and raging on me, I could hear him telling me to pull over, so I just kept staring forward until he gave up. Normally I would have engaged.

Lawn mowing simulator.

I work on copiers for a living.

You guys are scaring me!

This is how you end up in an abusive relationship…

I ran a full sized office photo copier off a generator once, it ran fine, but you could really hear the engine chugging when the fuser started to heat up.

It’s loss isn’t it…

I ran a stop sign today.

In my company vehicle.

I dunno, I just pass by that school often, it just seems like a peaceful place. If it were IN Oroville, it wouldn’t have been as surprising, we always avoid Oroville

What’s crazy is that this is a REALLY small school… It’s like, a couple class rooms and a playground out in the middle of nowhere.

I remember when the Xbox 360 came out, I was in high school.

The army brought a Ford Excursion that looked fresh off the Pimp my Ride show, with a huge flat screen that flipped down out of the back, 4 huge subs, and the current football game playing.

You could only play the Xbox if you signed up.