Calm down people, just buy less pencils and we’ll all be fine

More to the woman. My girl once complained about me leaving the seat up.

For years, I always put the seat AND the lid down.

I had to do my job down in LA for 2 weeks, but they got me a hotel in Commerce.

It was awesome. I had almost no traffic getting back to my hotel while watching everyone backed up going home.

I used to drive like a maniac until I got a motorcycle.

Now, I’m super defensive and highly aware of aggressive drivers. I just get out of the way.

I accidentally cut someone off on the freeway last week (3 lanes turned into 2 and I was zoned out, I was driving all day). Dude started honking and raging on me, I could hear him telling me to pull over, so I just kept staring forward until he gave up. Normally I would have engaged.

Lawn mowing simulator.

I work on copiers for a living.

You guys are scaring me!

This is how you end up in an abusive relationship…

I ran a full sized office photo copier off a generator once, it ran fine, but you could really hear the engine chugging when the fuser started to heat up.

It’s loss isn’t it…

I ran a stop sign today.

In my company vehicle.

I dunno, I just pass by that school often, it just seems like a peaceful place. If it were IN Oroville, it wouldn’t have been as surprising, we always avoid Oroville

What’s crazy is that this is a REALLY small school… It’s like, a couple class rooms and a playground out in the middle of nowhere.

I remember when the Xbox 360 came out, I was in high school.

The army brought a Ford Excursion that looked fresh off the Pimp my Ride show, with a huge flat screen that flipped down out of the back, 4 huge subs, and the current football game playing.

You could only play the Xbox if you signed up.

As a kid, I always took everything apart, because I can’t help myself and I need to know how everything works. I still do it today (it’s my job now!)

I’m 4th grade, I was taking apart my mechanical pencil and putting it back together, and my teacher took it, snapped it in half and under) threw it away.

She told me I’m no longer allowed to use mechanical pencils, I can only use wooden ones.

Since I didn’t have a wooden one with me, I was sent to the hall the rest of class.