“It’s like he’s trying to jump over that other dog, but he just can’t make it. GET IT BOY! YOU CAN DO IT!”

I had to get a rental car for work earlier this month. It took 10 minutes of YouTube to figure out how to turn the goddamn parking break off. So convenient.

You’re calling out vendors at farmers markets as “finance bros” while simultaneously on a tangent defending Jeff fucking Bezos?! What color is the sky in your world…?

ton of automation and ‘convenience’ being sold is terribly thought out or makes life more complex than not having it.

People burning alive in Teslas because we don’t want those unsightly door handles comes to mind.

Can you explain the walking speed of a “newborn snail in Costco?” How many legs do newborn snails have…?

Dude, did you miss a med, or something? There’s unhinged, and then there’s whatever the fuck i just read. A ferret on meth wouldn’t be able to keep up with this line of “reasoning.”

Help us, Obilly-Wan! You’re our only hope!